Mr. Coyote states that on eighty-five separate occasions, he has purchased of the Acme Company (hereinafter, 'Defendant'), through that company's mail order department, certain products which did cause him bodily injury due to defects in manufacture or improper cautionary labeling. Sales slips made out to Mr. Coyote as proof of purchase are at present in the possession of the Court, marked Exhibit A. Such injuries sustained by Mr. Coyote have temporarily restricted his ability to make a living in the profession of predator. Mr. Coyote is self-employed and thus not eligible for Workmen's Compensation.
Heard on Wait Wait, Don't Tell Me today.
Posted by Linkmeister at January 8, 2005 12:00 PMI remember reading this when it was published. Classic stuff.
Posted by: Scott at January 8, 2005 12:27 PMHi,
I used to watch the Coyote get beat up by the road runner all the time. It was very very funny. Also, I'd like to point you guys to this new blogging site.
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Later,
Ryan