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Plumber wanted?

This qualifies as one of the weirder spam messages I've received:

Some of my clients are searching online for a reputable plumber. My job is to find one company to work with. I'd like to discuss an arrangement with your firm.

I seek one company to handle my clients' specific city-by-city or
nationwide needs.

Um, last I knew, phone directories were still useful for things other than doorstops. Who's ever heard of a national plumbing company, except maybe Roto-Rooter?