December 23, 2005

Injury Report

The North Pole Stars reported today that Santa Claus suffered a tear to his ACL during practice on Wednesday and will be unable to play this Sunday. The Stars insist there is no need for concern, however; they have signed Kris Kringle and Father Nicholas from the taxi squad.

"Kringle and Nicholas are ready," said an upbeat Gitem Elves. "They've been working together all year and we don't anticipate any dropoff in the team's performance."

In related news, Comet and Dancer have fully adjusted to the hip replacements each had after last season.

Posted by Linkmeister at December 23, 2005 01:32 PM | TrackBack
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And hip replacements are notoriously hard on flying reindeer after all...

Posted by: batty at December 23, 2005 06:55 PM