March 21, 2006

Funny

From Stefan Jones's comment at Making Light:

The President, First Lady and Dick Cheney were flying on Air Force One.

George looked at Laura, chuckled and said, "You know, I could throw a $1,000 bill out of the window right now and make somebody very happy."

Laura shrugged her shoulders and replied, "I could throw ten $100 bills out of the window and make ten people very happy."

"That being the case," Cheney added, "I could throw one hundred $10 bills out of the window and make a hundred people very happy."

Hearing their exchange, the pilot rolled his eyes and said to his co-pilot, "Such big-shots back there. Hell, I could throw all of them out of the window and make 210 million people very happy."

Posted by Linkmeister at March 21, 2006 03:20 PM | TrackBack
Comments

::snicker::

Have the guys in black suits and sunglasses shown up at your door yet?

;)

Posted by: shelley at March 22, 2006 07:46 AM

Hey, it was Stefan's joke; I just reprinted it!

Posted by: Linkmeister at March 22, 2006 03:30 PM

Yeah, tell that to the men in the suits. Have you been to Cuba?

;)

Posted by: shelley at March 22, 2006 07:14 PM

Nope, but I did live in Puerto Rico for a while. I just looked, though, and it's 966 miles from Havana. That seems impossible, but it's apparently so.

Posted by: Linkmeister at March 22, 2006 09:08 PM