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The Cos had something to say about this

This comedy routine is appropriate for our current weather:

Whoompa, whoompa, whoompa, whoompa
Noah!
Somebody call?
Whoompa, whoompa, whoompa
Noah!
Who is that?
It's the Lord, Noah
Right!

[snip]

What's going on?
How come you want me to do all these weird things?
I'm going to destroy the world
Right!
Am I on Candid Camera?

How you gonna do it?
I'm gonna make it rain for a thousand days and drown 'em right out
Right!
Listen, do this, you'll save water
Let it rain for 40 days and 40 nights
And wait for the sewers to back up
Right!

(.mp3 here. It's much better heard than read.)