November 18, 2006

Evil Overlord guidelines

When you're trying to avoid getting killed by the good guys, follow these rules:

  • I will not gloat over my enemies' predicament before killing them.
  • When I've captured my adversary and he says, "Look, before you kill me, will you at least tell me what this is all about?" I'll say, "No." and shoot him. No, on second thought, I'll shoot him and then say "No."

Many more here.

via Jon Weisman's TV blog Screen Jam

Posted by Linkmeister at November 18, 2006 04:00 PM | TrackBack
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When I've captured my adversary and he says, "Look, before you kill me, will you at least tell me what this is all about?" I'll say, "No." and shoot him. No, on second thought, I'll shoot him and then say "No."

What a fool, I sniped the good guy before he had the chance to ask. . .

Posted by: DuWayne at November 19, 2006 05:16 PM