Heard on NPR's Weekend Edition Sunday today:
René Descartes walks into a bar. He orders a beer and chugs it down.The bartender asks, "Want another?"
Descartes replies, "I think not."
Poof! He disappears.
Feel free to add your own in the comments.
Posted by Linkmeister at May 20, 2007 08:39 AM | TrackBackI love it. I absolutely love it.
Posted by: Serge at May 21, 2007 04:58 AMHere's one I made up:
Two guys in a bar. One turns to the other and says, "Hey, didja hear what happened to Hobbes?"
"No, what?"
"He was decapitated by a dwarf."
Posted by: Linkmeister at May 21, 2007 07:40 AMReminds me of the joke about the Greek tailor - "Euripides?" "Yes, Eumendedes?"
I'll be here all week.
Posted by: terryinaz at May 23, 2007 09:27 AM