June 07, 2007

Yeah, so?

I get a twice-daily news headlines e-mail from one of our local TV stations, along with occasional "Breaking News" updates for things the editors think are necessary if I'm to be a fully-informed citizen.

This morning I got one of the latter telling me that Paris Hilton got out of jail early.

Oh, and for the past two weeks or so one of the video rental/sales places you find in the sports pages (discreetly advertising XXX DVDs; you know the kind) has been offering Paris Hilton material for sale; at the bottom of the ad is the following: $1 of each sale will go to the Paris Hilton Legal Defense Fund.

Now, lessee: Hilton. Isn't she an heiress in that family that owns a gazillion mid-to-upscale hotels?

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot, over?

Posted by Linkmeister at June 7, 2007 09:38 AM | TrackBack