In my inbox this morning:
Sheldeez Beauty Salon is located at 1110 Elden St., Herndon, VA 20170. (703)742-8977. Approximately twenty miles west of downtown Washington, DC. Conveniently located near The Dulles toll road and buses that go to the DC Metro Rail.If you live, work, or will be in the Washington, DC area for any of the Innauguration [sic] activities please make an appointment to come by Sheldeez. In observance of this historic time in our nation's history, if you make a new appointment between now and January 20th you will receive 20% off. Simply inform the person making the appointment that you are responding to this e-mail and bring it with you at checkout to receive your 20% off. This includes all services. See our YouTube ad here.
In addition, if you ask we will map out a route for you to the Washington Mall by car or public transportation and print it out for you. We will also be able to suggest area social activities. We look forward to hearing from you soon.
Sheldeez Management
http://sheldeez.com
(703)742-8977
Hey, who knows? This shotgun approach to marketing might get them a few customers, so I'll play along by giving them a little (very little) free pixel-space.