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Victims wanted

I happened to walk through the room while Wolf Blitzer was blathering away to someone on what CNN calls "The Situation Room" (is there a more pretentious name for a news program than that, by the way?). It occurred to me that there ought to be a support program set up for smart people who sit across the table or in a studio patiently waiting while Blitzer yammers away about topics they're expert in which he knows nothing about. When he finally shuts up they get a minute to explain the subject, only to be interrupted by the Bearded One with a non sequitur of some kind.

I'll bet there's a market for these things with Wolf's face painted on.