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Vlad? Is that you?

From my email (with "undisclosed recipients" as the addressee!)

From the assassin

To whom it may concern.

This is may come to your notice as a joking matter and to us it is a very serious issue that paid us so much money. We are assassin and someone around you hired us to assassinate you do his personal reason and since past six weeks now we have been following all you movements both going out and coming in. every of your data is with us both your address infect everything thing that concerning you and don't ask how did we get your email, well last weekend we are with you to accomplish the assignment in other to get you down. You was at out target and one funny thing that when we wanted to shoot you and something came to the hearth of the shooter and said, his should not shoot this man because you did not do any evil to the personal that hired us. We assassin all over the world always listing to our spirit and when our spirit tells us to kill we obey the spirit by killing the person, well god is on your said and we decided to open up this matter with you.

The day we discussed the deal with the executor, he did not know that every of our discussions between us was on tape record. Well, if you most know he paid us well to kill you, if you feel that this is joke maybe we shall give you special gift by kill any of your beloved one for you to believe us. This matter that we are disclosing to you is done anywhere in assassin community and we don't give notice before killing the person and is not late to kill you if you don't believe us, but before taking your life, one of you beloved one will go down before you. The executor has been giving us pleasure to kill you so the he will take over your position and don't ask the position because is well known to the person ok. The time we gave him is over and we said we should let you know this first, listen very carefully do not try to involve any police in the matter because if you do. Even the last person among us most accomplish the deal and you most die before the last man standing. We know this most interest you to know the person that sent us and we are not going to tell you his name and the only information we are going to give you concerning the person is the recording tape. You just have only 72hrs to communicate with us and if you like call the police or not, both your movements and telephone communication is monitoring by our communication specialist. If you want the tape and it well cost you just usd$45000 and after the payment into our account we shell direct you have to receive that, through phone communication and for now no phone conversation in this matter.

The assassin is waiting.

Jeepers. If it had been signed by Vlad Taltos I'd be a little concerned; as it is . . .