And is there an assumption that overweight people can't spell?
I also like the "you can take me out to lunch to thank you." Um, shouldn't I be thanking the author, rather than accepting thanks?
That's if I don't belt him/her in the chops instead.
On the other hand, that spammer's overall grasp of grammar is better than that of our Fearless Leader. I know, that's not saying much.
I'm getting spam in my FAX from that guy in Nigeria!!!!
Any idea how I can stop FAX Spam? It's wasting my paper and ink. Hate it. I have already contacted the do not call list.....