Can American citizens petition The Hague to have their own president, Vice President, and other members of the government tried as war criminals?
Might be something someone wants to consider.
As I understand it, the ICC only has jurisdiction when a country's courts are deemed incapable of trying the accused; I don't think that's gonna happen, regrettably.
How do they look themselves in the eye before shaving? Easy. Thery go to the barber, who does the shaving for them.